So, after considering whether to go with a real or fake Christmas tree, its time to head to the tree lot. Did you know that in San Diego, the lights and chainsaws used at the Purdy Farms Christmas Tree lots are solar powered? Stellar Solar has provided a mobile solar station that includes giant photovoltaic (PV) solar panels to generate clean, green solar electricity to light up the Christmas tree lots and keep things going throughout the holiday season. Last year was the first season that Stellar Solar helped create the solar powered Christmas tree lots. The hope is that more tree farms and retailers will consider solar power for their holiday lighting needs this year and in the future. Kent Harle, founder and President of Stellar Solar, commented: “We are always looking for innovative ways to utilize our Mobile Solar Station. Powering the Purdy Christmas tree lots is a great way to do that in a unique location and expose a whole new audience to the practical use of...

In an emotional address, Silvio Berlusconi, 75, has assured the Italian public that despite his recent ouster, his orgies will continue. “I was committed to group sex with possibly-underage girls before becoming prime minister,” said Berlusconi to a crowd of several thousand supporters. “And I assure you that commitment remains as strong as ever. Really strong. Like, rock-hard.” In recent days, many Italians had worried how the billionaire media mogul’s resignation from the office of prime minster would affect his sex life. “I feared that without the power and connections of the position, he would not be able to keep throwing the ‘bunga-bunga’ parties to which he has become accustomed,” said Marco Giordano, 27, a supporter of Berlusconi’s People of Freedom Party who was present for the speech. Berlusconi was quick to assuage these fears. “In fact, my resignation will allow me to pursue future orgies with greater freedom,” said Berlusconi. “Without the media scrutiny of hig...