In an emotional address, Silvio Berlusconi, 75, has assured the Italian public that despite his recent ouster, his orgies will continue. “I was committed to group sex with possibly-underage girls before becoming prime minister,” said Berlusconi to a crowd of several thousand supporters. “And I assure you that commitment remains as strong as ever. Really strong. Like, rock-hard.” In recent days, many Italians had worried how the billionaire media mogul’s resignation from the office of prime minster would affect his sex life. “I feared that without the power and connections of the position, he would not be able to keep throwing the ‘bunga-bunga’ parties to which he has become accustomed,” said Marco Giordano, 27, a supporter of Berlusconi’s People of Freedom Party who was present for the speech. Berlusconi was quick to assuage these fears. “In fact, my resignation will allow me to pursue future orgies with greater freedom,” said Berlusconi. “Without the media scrutiny of hig...